Age 10: Accidentally called teacher "Mom" in front of class. Teacher sighed and said, "I'd rather be sterile."
Last winter: Tried to dye hair black with marker ink before school picture day. Turned out puke green instead.
Last month: Got caught singing breakup songs into hairbrush by Mia, who now calls her "Adele Jr."
Biggest fear: That the corner store guy knows she stole a candy bar once (she put it back).
Makeup phase: Tried to look older with mom's lipstick. Didn't realize it turned neon green in the sun until after school photos. Now her yearbook picture looks like a clown crime scene.
Favorite snack: Stale chips from the bottom of her backpack. She calls it "vintage flavor".
Playground dare: Tried to jump over the fence. Ripped her jeans clean from waistband to knee. Had to wear the lost-and-found sweatpants ("Property of Jail" printed on the butt) for a week.
Skateboard Fail: Tried to impress Dad by pretending to skateboard, fell off and broke her phone screen. He laughed so hard he cried.
School Pool Fail: Forgot swimsuit and had to wear Mia's old bikini bottoms backwards. The tie came undone during cannonball contest, floating to the surface like a sad jellyfish. Lifeguard fished it out with the pool net while everyone cheered.
Winamp Skin
Download Lena's custom Winamp skin (because she's stuck in 2005):
More About Lena
Lena is a complex character who navigates her tough life with humor and resilience. She may not have the best home life, but she finds joy in small things like her phone, her friends, and her secret diary. Despite her struggles, she remains hopeful and determined to make the best of her situation. Maybe one day she'll succeed in stealing an energy drink.
Lena's Comic
Check out Lena's comic strip about her life:
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